dear old friend Dan Kimball (we played in a band together in Colorado and London) has one of the frilly maid costumes. Kay evaluates the masturbation machine with a video of a boy-band group of lab types singing a boy-band type of love song about how you deserve to have your pipetting done by a machine.
Pipetting all those well-plates, baby, sends your thumbs into overdriveepMotion music video
And spending long nights in the lab makes it hard for your love to thriveWhat you need is automation, girl, something easy as 1 2 3
So put down that pipette, honey, I got something that will set you free And it’s called epMotion (whisper: ‘cause you deserve something really great)
Girl you need epMotion (whisper: yeah girl it’s time to automate)
It’s got to be epMotion (whisper: no more pipetting late at night)
Only for you epMotion (whisper: girl this time we got it right)
