Rev Peter Mullen is chaplain to the London Stock Exchange (I don't know why a stock exchange needs a chaplain but I imagine there's lots of praying going on there right about now).
He also has a blog (Google cache here ), where he posts solutions to "problems" that would make the one-eye veil Saudi cleric proud:
It was like when I found out that Santa Claus wasn’t real.Minor Travesty of the Week: The BaconatorAll the ingredients were there, but they didn’t look like the advertisement photos and they tasted like greasy sadness.
