Once the day proper had started, Brownlee looked at a company that sells Mac clones that just doesn't know how to play dead and philosophized on the science of zip ties . NVIDIA might have a company sinking FUBAR on their hands, while Joel liked a Threadless shirt that installs cyborg plugs and ports all over your spinal column. Brownlee shed a tear for some poor schlub who is being forced to sell his collection of every NES game ever made and wondered if you could build a Flux Capacitor from LEGO-like circuit board components . Joel looked at a smokeless ashtray right out of Gremlins before considering Intel's devoutly Hassidic CPU naming conventions .A striking ad for the Palm Centro 2 was embraced then debunked. A vintage advertisement for the Atari 2600 feverishly imagined mutant flies and ion zones. Joel equated Apple's iPhone App Store news out with some less Jobs-centric filling. There were pet-tormenting insect bots and 12 volt USB power adapters . We found out how Apple salesmen are supposed to hypnotize you into buying an iPhone. We wondered which was the better iPhone app : ToDo or To Do? And Joel even spent all afternoon playing with iPhone apps and calling it work.
And the iPhone 3G hasn't even been released yet. Yeesh!