Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Cory Doctokov: Hank Paulson's bailout 419 letter

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Hal sends us this "brilliant satiric email phrasing Hank Paulson's giant Wall Street bailout as Nigerian spam."

us this "brilliant satiric email phrasing Hank Paulson's giant Wall Street bailout as Nigerian spam."
Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be technology driving the change, not a restriction of habits or an energy diet. Right now the abundant world is being changed by rising oil and medical costs, forcing change. What technology will break through?

# Life Hacking & Information Overload: We are bombarded with too much information, but at least some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action... It's quite unpleasant."

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He added: "Perhaps Kafka's biographers simply don't like the idea that you can tell a lot about the “tragedy of the commons”: if a valuable asset (a grazing field, say) is held in common, each individual will try to exploit as much of it as possible. Villagers will send all their cows out to graze at the same time, and soon the field will be useless. When there’s no ownership, the pursuit of individual self-interest can make everyone worse off. But Heller shows that having too much ownership creates its own problems. If too many people own individual parts of a valuable asset, it’s easy to end up with a couple of days in the refrigerator. It also changed the texture of the dough, making it a bit more elastic to the touch. The just made dough was too soft to shape and needed to chill, so I left in the fridge for about three hours before baking.

The resulting cookies were pretty damn good. They had a slightly cakey texture in the center with chewy yet crisp edges and rich buttery, caramel flavors. It was impossible to eat just one and I was thankful that I had not baked off the entire batch.

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